Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Spare A Thought For Bob Rae...

Lord knows it can't be easy to be an arrogant prick and be to political parties like syphilis to sexual attractiveness. Everywhere that dude goes destruction inevitably follows. I swear he's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse and either doesn't know it or is doing deep cover.
In fact, I will buy a dairy and grain-free Paleo nanaimo bar made by Primal Indulgence (my wife's baking biz), to whoever comes up with the best ending to the sentence: "Bob Rae is to political parties..."

3 comments :

Uncommoner said...

...as friendly fire is to friendship."

...as an anchor to a drowning man."

...as Vesuvius was to Pompeii."

Ritch said...

as ignatieff is to prisoners

Doloras LaPicho said...

... as TERMITES are to WOOD.

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