Thursday, October 22, 2009

Tax Dollars At Work: US Military Creates Cyborg Insects

I SHAMELESSLY STOLE THIS off of The Galloping Beaver blog but it's so bizarre that it has to be shared. The US Military has been working on implanting the larvae of these giant bugs with electronic devices that allow their flight to be controlled.
It's not stated what these giant, remote-controlled bugs will be used for but one can only imagine the diabolical plans of the US military. I for one have suspected for a long time that there were sinister forces controlling the ants that invade my house every summer. And I believe that the naked photos of me that have been appearing on the internet are entirely the work of the US Military via cyborg silverfish. However, for the rest of the population, perhaps wondering why there's no money for healthcare, housing, social services, food, and education - blame it on a government that thinks there's more value in creating utterly useless remote-controlled bugs than in making the world a better place to live. But then again, perhaps giant flying bugs will provide a more efficient means to transport all that government money from the printing houses to the banks...
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