Dear Secretary of State Clinton:
I have to say I was impressed with your performance in Pakistan in recent days. It isn't every day that an American politician says what's on their mind to their foreign hosts (well, I suppose they're not foreign to themselves but to us they are). I mean, where do these guys get off? Sure the USA helped create the refugee problem during the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. And, sure, the USA funded and armed the militants that Pakistan is now fighting in South Waziristan. But it took courage for you to say: "I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they are, and couldn’t get to them if they really wanted to” in relation to al Qaeda. In fact it took a double-helping of Yankee courage, especially since the USA has just run back to Kabul from Nuristan, leaving a nice big path open for militants from Afghanistan to go in and help whoop Pakistani butt. But, hell, what do these foreigners want? You propped up their stupid dictator for them didn't you, even when the guy was a big embarrassment. And you help them out by sending pilotless drones (after all they can't expect you to put quality American lives at risk) over their territory and blow the hell out of some of those crazy Pakistani villages. Crap, the USA does it without even asking - just to lend a helping hand.
What is wrong with these people?!
PS Good luck with Bill. He's a total dickhead.
PPS That's not my real name.