Showing posts with label KPMG. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KPMG. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tories $20 Million Auditors Are Serial Fraudsters

If you're the government and you want to find "gravy" - to pick a random metaphor - that you can eliminate in the provision of services in order to reduce the deficit, what do you do? Why, you hire an auditor of course. An auditor has specially trained staff and expertise in finding "savings" and "non-essential" line items that can be eliminated. Their word and reputation, built up over innumerable clients provide you with an objective measure of what is essential and what isn't. Stephen Harper's Tories are paying $20 million to Deloitte Inc (aka Deloitte Touche Tomatsu Ltd) to review government departments and programs and come up with $4 billion in savings from an $80 billion budget. Deloitte was one of just a few firms that were invited to submit proposals, presumably based upon their past record of impressive results. As Finance Minister Jim Flaherty put it:
“The fact is that we feel we need to have outside advice. It isn’t good, quite frankly, for a government to just look at itself. There’s a lot of expertise in Canada on the subject of public-sector productivity, for example, and we look forward to having the advice of, in this case, Deloitte,” he said.
Well, maybe not quite.

The trouble is, Deloitte has a long string of rather shabby auditing practices. In fact, as late as the end of August a Quebec judge ruled that a class action suit could go ahead in which Deloitte is one of the accounting firms being sued, along with the Mount Real investment company. Mount Real was a ponzi scheme that ripped off unsuspecting investors to the tune of $130 million, including many people's retirement savings. Don't get me wrong, I understand that everyone makes mistakes it just seems to me that for an auditing company to fail to notice and report on the fact that a large investment company is, in fact, a shell game, is a sign that they aren't very good at their job. You might even suggest that they aren't worth $90,000/day. On the other hand, perhaps the federal Tories are just following the example of Mayor Rob Ford, who hired KPMG to provide a similar audit of Toronto finances, even though KPMG's most notable success is its string of failures, frauds and lost law suits.

And if you think that it stops at the Canada-US border, you'd be wrong. In fact, just last week the Securities & Exchange Commission (SEC) in the US filed a subpoena against the recalcitrant auditor, which has refused to cough up important documents to the federal regulatory body.
DTT was the auditor of China's infamous alleged fraud Longtop Financial Technologies (LFT)-- a software firm that sells its product to firms in the banking and insurance sectors in China.
This refusal might lead one to suspect that Deloitte is worried about being exposed for fraudulent accounting practices on behalf of the company that contracted them. After all, Deloitte was forced to pony up $50 million in damages for their role in covering up the massive Adelphia scandal that saw the owners illegally and secretly loaning themselves money from company funds to the tune of billions. And in 2008 Deloitte also faced a $1 billion lawsuit by the liquidators of the Bear Stearns mortgage funds. Bear Stearns went belly up in March 2008, before Lehman Brothers followed suit in September, as a result of being loaded down with toxic debt from the subprime market, which it was also packaging and selling to anyone who would buy it.
The suit charges that the company, the fund managers, and Deloitte violated their fiduciary and professional duties. The suit said Deloitte's preparation of the funds' audits was "at a minimum negligent."
Back in Canada in the late 1990s and early 2000s, Deloitte was also called on the carpet for covering up the shabby state of finances at Livent, the entertainment company owned by Garth Drabinsky. Livent went belly up and the bankruptcy receiver launched a $450 million lawsuit against the auditors for reasons that will sound familiar.
The Post says the lawsuit alleges negligence, breach of duty, breach of fiduciary duty, and.or breach of contract on the part of Deloitte & Touche. Documents filed by the receiver reportedly claim Deloitte & Touche failed to uncover financial and accounting irregularities at Livent, and that Deloitte signed off on Livent financial statements that it knew were "materially false and misleading".
As shocking as this short list is, it isn't by any means exhaustive - there was Deloitte's role in AES, the electricity company that cooked its books with hidden loans a la Enron, or their role in helping to inflate the profit numbers at now-bankrupt telecom giant Nortel for which they also faced a lawsuit. All of which might lead you to ask yourself why the media has failed to pick up on any of this and, more importantly, why the federal government would hire an auditing firm with a record of aiding their clients in the commission of fraud, which sometimes - as in the Mount Real ponzi scheme - led to the loss of life savings by tens of thousands of ordinary people.

The media, of course, has their own reasons for perpetuating a memory hole, down which all history of past crimes disappears. But neither is it incompetence that the Tories would hire these crooks. Fraud and manipulation is exactly what they want from an auditing firm. As with the ratings agencies, auditors don't exist for the purpose of objective measurement of financial viability or good quality accounting practices. They are there to provide whatever their clients want. When the investment banks hired ratings agencies to look at their investment packages, they pronounced utterly worthless "collateralized debt obligations" as triple-A investments. When those same corrupt investors want governments to sell off state assets at fire sale prices - they downgrade state debt that has considerably more inherent value than the sub-prime crap or even the vastly larger private sector debt load. When failing companies want to cover up internal financial crises, auditors like Deloitte know how to cook the books. When governments want them to spin cuts as efficiencies, they know how to do that too. They are, in short, the most craven example of how math and business "science" are in fact nothing more than tools of the rich and powerful to screw the poor and powerless. And for that service - from the perspective of Tories and corporate CEOs - they are indeed worth $90,000 per day. From the perspective of the interests of the vast majority of the population they are crooks of a much greater magnitude than any bank robber. They ought to be shut down, their assets liquidated and their executives sent to the hoosegow for a very long time.


And, speaking of the role that auditors play on behalf of conservative governments which want to sell of assets, check out this video of Toronto Councillor Adam Vaughan grilling KPMG on their past record of recommending service privatizations:

Saturday, July 23, 2011

KPMG - Helping Tax Dodgers & Corporate Fraudsters Everywhere


The Ford Bros Circus of Stupid decided that the best way to figure out which services we ought to toss on the bonfire was to hire auditing firm KPMG. Well, that's not quite true. Doug Ford has said that they want to "outsource (privatize) everything that's not nailed down." But perhaps he thought it best to find a fig leaf of objectivity for his mission of slash and burn. KPMG is that fig leaf.

But if it's a fig leaf, it's a pretty flimsy one. KPMG has a long history of corrupt and incompetent business/auditing practices. Back in 2005, KPMG admitted selling illegal tax shelters in the USA that allowed corporations and rich bastards to avoid taxes, and thereby helping to make the kinds of cuts they are now recommending necessary. According to this summary:
KPMG admitted to setting up fake tax shelters for it's wealthiest clients, which helped them evade paying $2.5 Billion in tax dollars throughout the 1990's. If that wasn't enough, KMPG was accused with the obstruction of justice as investigators tried to piece together the facts of the accounting scandal.
Nine people from KPMG ended up being charged for tax evasion and obstruction of justice, eight of them were former partners in the firm.

KPMG was also accused - and remember they were hired for their skills and reputation as an auditing firm - of covering up a bribery operation at engineering corporation, Siemens. Somehow, the auditing firm didn't notice a slush fund worth nearly €2 billion.
Debevoise, the firm of independent US lawyers appointed by the Siemens supervisory board to investigate bribes paid by the company, reported back last week. According to the German publication Sueddeutsche Zeitung, they have uncovered €1.2bn of bribes paid by the Siemens telecommunications business between 1995 and 2006 and a further €300m of illicit payments made by its power generation arm.
Now Debevoise is set to look into the role of KPMG, according to sources close to Siemens. The supervisory board wants to know why the apparent bribes were not noticed by KPMG given their scale over many years.
Back across the pond in the USA, the mortgage company known as Fannie Mae launched a suit in 2006 for $2 billion against KPMG because of $6.3 billion in accounting errors that led to Fannie Mae firing KPMG back in 2004.

In 2005 KPMG had to pay out $22.5 million to the Securities & Exchange Commission for helping Xerox cooks the books to the tune of closing a $3 billion earnings gap - i.e. fraud.

And this is only the tip of the iceberg. Check here for more examples of KPMG's incompetence and corruption as an auditing firm, which has dutifully served its corporate masters to hide money, hide losses, hide bribery and just plain smooth things out for the rich and powerful. And we're supposed to take their recommendations seriously?

Friday, July 22, 2011

Mayor Ford Says: Come To City Hall Thursday, July 28, 9:30AM

Well, well, well, normally an invite from Rob Ford would end up in my garbage quicker than a brochure to take out a subscription to the National Post. But sometimes when opportunity knocks, you just have to listen. And this, I think, is one of those moments.

Ford and his Gollum-esque brother - "More libraries than donuts, precious. More libraries than donuts..." - have been all over the talk radio circuit, letting the right wing dj's fellate their plans to gut the city of any sort of public services, parks, libraries, etc. and offering up a heaping helping of Ford bullshit pie, their particular specialty. First it was Robbie-boy blow-harding a big vat of ignoramus that 80% of the city budget consisted of labour costs. Then his idiot brother was making up horse pucks that there were more libraries in his ward than Tim Hortons (actually, it was more like 13 libraries to something like 36 Tim Hortons). These guys produce so much manure when they speak that they could save the city on fertilizer costs.

But I'm hoping that this little tidbit really blows up in his face - the Ford Bros Circus has mostly been let off the hook by the media, when really they should be exposed as corrupt, inveterate liars and bullies. Next Thursday, starting at 9:30 am, City Council's Executive Committee, chock-a-block with the Ford Bros flying monkey brigade of right wing lackeys will be deciding how to screw us over by implementing the austerity measures recommended by KPMG, the corporate rip-off artist's best friend. Ford has enthusiastically invited us all to attend.

“I encourage people to come to the executive committee next Thursday,” he said during an interview on CP24. “Everyone has five minutes to talk to me personally at our executive committee. I invite the whole city. I don’t care if we have to sit there for three days. I don’t want to have people ... they have five minutes to tell me what business do you think we should be in. And it’s next Thursday at 9:30 at city hall. Come and let me know what you think – the average taxpayer out there – what are we doing right, what are we doing wrong. I want to hear from the people and I encourage them to come."
I think that Rob Ford ought to get exactly what he asks for. Hope to see you there - pass it on!

Mayor Ford invites residents to tell him what to keep, cut - The Globe and Mail
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